11 Favorite Moments In ‘Avengers: Endgame’

1. Justine Bieber. That moment when Rocket joked about Captain Marvel's ever changing haircut. Yup, Captain Marvel is Disney's attempt at a lesbian superhero. And they still couldn't spell it out. Where's your balls Kevin Feige Mickey Mouse? Also, Deadpool did it first. And she has a very cool name: Negasonic Teenage Warhead. By the… Continue reading 11 Favorite Moments In ‘Avengers: Endgame’

Ranking All MCU Movies from ‘Iron Man’ to ‘Avengers: Endgame’

Endgame is over now. Thank you, Tony Stark, you're the one who started it all. In a cave. In Afghanistan. Back in 2008. It was that long ago.┬áIf you could still remember, there were two big comic book movies in 2008. and if I have to pick between the two, for me, Iron Man is… Continue reading Ranking All MCU Movies from ‘Iron Man’ to ‘Avengers: Endgame’

Avengers: Endgame Is The Super Duper $@%!#& Season Finale of the Year

The End Is The Beginning Is The End Avengers: Endgame isn't "the best MCU movie or the best superhero movie since (insert your preference here)," but it does what it has to do, "whatever it takes." Even if that means Endgame makes for an unwieldy, ponderous, pandering, uneven, thrilling ride. It's a crowd-pleaser and super… Continue reading Avengers: Endgame Is The Super Duper $@%!#& Season Finale of the Year

MCU Recap: Iron Man, Hulk, Thor and The First Avenger

Iron-Man (2008). This is where it all begun, the Mark I of all Marvel movies. This is the movie where Marvel--after deciding to make their own movies based on characters they haven't sold yet--finally hammers it home. In a cave. In Afghanistan. Tony Stark's billionaire-genuis-playboy suits Robert Downey Jr. perfectly in the same the way… Continue reading MCU Recap: Iron Man, Hulk, Thor and The First Avenger

Thor’s New Hammer, Iron Man’s Gundam Suit and Other Great Things In ‘Avengers: Infinity War’

Avengers: Infinity War is far from perfect. But then it could have been worse, like The Matrix: Revolutions or Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Good thing it's more like Back to the Future II. Someone said it should have been a three-part movie. Well, dude's got a point. Because the storytelling felt rushed.… Continue reading Thor’s New Hammer, Iron Man’s Gundam Suit and Other Great Things In ‘Avengers: Infinity War’

‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Is One Big Superhero Movie Climax

Avengers: Infinity War opens with a distress call---actually a massacre, off-screen. And it's only fitting that after Marvel's most outrageously hilarious movie comes tragedy. I'm referring to Thor: Ragnarok, of course, which ended with Thor, Loki, Heimdall, Hulk and the rest of the Asgardians aboard The Mastermind's fancy ship. They all survived Ragnarok---saw Asgard burn… Continue reading ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Is One Big Superhero Movie Climax

2017: Movies & Music Year-end List

Movies I missed some pretty big movies this year. Just like the previous year. And the year before that. And the year before the year before that. And the year before the year before... Oh, this could go on forever. By "pretty big", I mean movies like Blade Runner 2049 and Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk. Or… Continue reading 2017: Movies & Music Year-end List

13 Reasons Why I’m (Not) So Excited About Avengers: Infinity War

Can't say I'm not the least bit excited about Avengers: Infinity War. It is after all an Avengers movie. Something I have always looked forward to more than any other series or sub-franchise in the ongoing Marvel universe. Outside of the Guardians of the Galaxy, of course. One reason I'm not too excited about Infinity… Continue reading 13 Reasons Why I’m (Not) So Excited About Avengers: Infinity War

Thor: Ragnarok — Some Loud Thunder

Warning: Some Lou Ferrigno-sized spoilers ahead "What are you, god of hammers?" Odin asks Thor at one point in the movie. Then Thor does his thunderbolt thing and we're treated to what might be the coolest battle sequence in the whole Marvel Cinematic Universe since Scott Lang turned into Giant-Man, or since Peter Quill made… Continue reading Thor: Ragnarok — Some Loud Thunder

Ranking All MCU Movies from Iron Man to Ragnarok

With the release of Thor: Ragnarok, Marvel has now churned out seventeen movies. Yep, that's right. Seventeen fuckin' Marvel movies and almost all of them widely popular with both critics and fans, almost all of them hit big at the box office. But not all of them are great or good. There are few stinkers… Continue reading Ranking All MCU Movies from Iron Man to Ragnarok