Ranking Your Favorite Pogi Rock Bands Part 2 Or Why We Should All Hate Sam Milby

If this is your first time (here), I’d like to let you know before anything else that I am very very glad and ever so slightly honored to inform you that this is actually an old post. And the only reason I’m re-posting this, is because I thought things couldn’t get any worse (i.e., COVID19, Terror Bill, etc). But I was wrong—very wrong. And the worst news came at the very worst time. (By the way, you may want to go check the original post in case you want to see this very explicit picture of Madonna taken from the album inlay of her critically acclaimed LP Erotica). And so as promised in the title, let’s rank and roast all of your favorite pogi-rock bands — from worse to worst. If you still haven’t figured out why we should all hate Sam Milby — Sam f*cking Milby — then… Continue reading “Ranking Your Favorite Pogi Rock Bands Part 2 Or Why We Should All Hate Sam Milby”

Ulan

Hindi ito tungkol sa bagong pelikula ni Nadine Lustre. Sobrang init lang talaga. Sobrang alinsangan. Maghapon na akong nakahubad. (Pero nagsusuot ako ng t-shirt tuwing lalabas ng bahay para di mapagkamalang tambay. Mamaya hulihin pa ako ng mga alipores ni Satanas.)

Nadine-Lustre-HM

Sorry ha, ang hot ko kasi, eh.

Okay lang sana kung may kasambahay ka na sobrang hot talaga, kasing hot ni Nadine Lustre. At mas okay siguro kung kasambahay mo talaga si Nadine Lustre. Pero hindi eh. At hindi ko rin alam kung saan nakatira si Nadine. At dahil sukdulan ang hindot na init sa bahay, naalala ko tuloy iyong kanta ng Kamikazee. Continue reading “Ulan”