Go to Saudi Arabia.
Ride a camel’s toe.
Don’t bring a bible.
Dye your hair yellow.
Grow a beard and don’t pick the soap.
Circle the globe with black felt tip marker.
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Bore a hole on your left molar.
Don’t marry. Shave with a straight razor or Gillette.
And carve your name on a tree.
Brush your teeth with kerosene; it’s cheaper than gasoline.
Sleep all day and climb electric posts at night.
Be a monk and brew and drink beer.
Hold your feet in the air and your head on the ground.
Do a “Careless Whisper” with luminous balls in your hands.
Kill and eat your neighbor’s dog (then invite him for a drink).
Shoot the senator.
Live in a barrel of beer.
Break your head with this fuckin’ country’s history.
Plant (tu)lips in her
But don’t, don’t engineer.